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| Courtroom sketch taken just before sole witness: Gladys Ann Churchwood, Goldfish, proclaimed "He was wearing a hat I think... no, he had an apple in his- Wait. What was I saying? Where am I?" Mrs. Churchwood was, at length, dismissed from the case, on the grounds that her memory span caps out at 35 seconds. Defense attorneys are currently looking for alternative means of fulfilling their case. |
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Thursday, February 10, 2011
Local Goldfish Is Labeled "Unreliable Witness," Pulled From Murder Trial
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