High Speed Chase Continues Through Huntington Beach

HUNTINGTON BEACH, CA

Local witness, Margaret Hatch
"You think you're safe in your own
neighborhood and then something like
this happens. I hope they catch them."

        Huntington Beach Police remain baffled as they continue the search for high speed chase initiate and local squirrel, Barton Rodriguez. 

        Reports started streaming in yesterday to ANNT Headquarters of a chase between two local squirrels that started in what early accounts defined as “horse play and fun” that quickly escalated into a full-on chase that lasted for upwards of 4 hours; the participants stopping only once to gather ground nuts and a french fry, the latter of which was stolen directly from local witness, Marty Henderson’s discarded McDonalds bag.

        If caught and convicted, Barton Rodriguez will face charges of robbery and evading police forces. The other squirrel involved is, as of yet, unidentified.