Fifty-Seven Dead Bodies Found On Kitchen Counter

RIVIERA BEACH, FL

Riviera Beach Forensic Services inspect the home
mound of the nearly sixty victims, found dead Friday morning. 

South Florida authorities are currently at the scene of an apparent murder that has left as many as fifty-seven ants dead on the kitchen counter.

Riviera Beach Police spokeswoman Monica LaRenta-Cruz says a police officer was checking a suspicious vehicle early Friday morning when he heard what sounded like a muffled “ah geez” coming from a nearby apartment complex. When the officer left the vehicle and approached the home, he reported smelling the distinctive odor of insecticide and promptly called for backup.

“I know that smell,” Officer Ted Tawney confided with ANNT, “And it’s never good… It wasn’t pretty in there.”

Inside the home, officers found the bodies of nearly sixty ants, believed to be between the ages of 10 and 65 days. Two survivors were found, but early reports indicate one died in the ambulance while the other died an hour and a half later at the local hospital.

The couple occupying the apartment claim to have no affiliation with any of the victims and deny having any knowledge of the incident. Police forces have taken the couple into custody and are unable to release the names and identities of either suspect until further questioning is completed.

“This is just senseless,” a representative from the ant community in the backyard of the apartment complex has publicly stated, “just senseless.”